Today Show Hosts Star in Campy Real Housewives Parody

Sheinelle Jones, who has a name made for a Real Housewife, makes good use of it, saying, “Wearing Chanel is nice, but being Sheinelle is the ultimate luxury.” Sometimes the taglines just write themselves, folks. 

Willie Geist leans into another classic Housewives trope: copious amounts of booze! “What’s my Sunday morning secret?” he asks. “A big, bold mug filled with a big, bold Sauvignon blanc.” Breakfast of champions!

Not to be outdone by Dylan, Al Roker also can’t resist a weather pun. “I usually predict sunshine, but I always make it rain,” he says while flinging cash into the air.

Hoda Kotb saves the best for last, poking fun at affinity for affirmations by saying, “I’m known for my inspirational quotes, but what you may not know is they’re also known as plagiarism.”

If you can’t laugh at yourself, what’s the point?