Jokes: Dead man's wife http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/06/dead-mans-wi... She left him dead in the garden and continued cooking! My, that's one dutiful wife.
I was a fool when I married you http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-was-fool-w... And its still more foolish to stay with fools even after knowing that fact.