Funny BMW Joke http://www.bmwe36blog.com/2008/04/21/funny-joke... This is a joke about BMW cars that I have read and liked very much! Read below and enjoy! A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. There's no way they can catch a BMW he thought to himself and sped up even more.